“Boxes, where are there boxes?” Seinfeld quote and video...

Aug 2, 2013 by

Seinfeld S03 E18 “The Boyfriend” Part 2 “When You’re moving your whole world becomes boxes. That’s all you think about is boxes. Boxes, where are there boxes? You just wander down the street going in and out of stores. Are there boxes here? Have you seen any boxes? I mean it’s all you think about. You can’t even talk to people because you can’t concentrate. Shut up I’m looking for boxes. Just after a while you become like really into it you can smell them. You walk into a store. There’s boxes here. Don’t tell me you don’t have boxes. Dammit, I can SMELL them. I’m like I’m obsessed. I love the smell of cardboard in the morning. You could be at a funeral. Everyone’s mourning crying around, and your looking at the casket....

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King Size Bed …

Jun 22, 2013 by

“I have a king size bed. I don’t know any kings, but I guess if one came over, he’d be comfortable. ‘Oh, you’re a king, you say? Well you won’t believe what I have in store for you! It is to your exact specifications! I did not know you guys were all the same size. I think I can set your lady up too!'”- Mitch...

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